Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig)
I plan on returning to this world someday as a "pigalion", ya know kinda like a "liger" but different..lets see 50 x 30...that would be 100 hours per day..I'm going to hafta clear my schedule, see ya in the afterlife..er, no I won't..I'll be busy =)
Some of my favorite Ni-Night lullabyes.
My description of Holiday weeks..Wednesday seemed like Friday, Thursday seemed like Saturday..woke up late Thursday night, and thought "Shit, I gotta go to work in the mornin'!"...Friday seemed like Friday..not bad to have two Fridays in one week!..sooo..today actually is Saturday & me guid brither & his nickums are coming over for smoked John Hardys turkey..there's sure to be much glaikerie & haivers with no harns at all!...later on we'll probably hyster out to the fire pit with our hummie doddies, & plenty of jorum to keep us warm!..
Robert Downy Jr...best Super Hero movie I've ever seen!...Spiderman..Toby McGuire..what a wimp!..Christopher Reeves as Superman ..no offense..but no comparison either...Batman..whatever...which one?..it's as bad as James Bond..Sean Connery was the best!..in my opinion!..anyways I just watched "Tropic Thunder"...best African American (pc) impersonation I've ever seen..if ya didn't know it was him..ya'd never know it was him..great acting!..also kudos to Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Nick Nolte who looked just like his mugshot!
