Sunday, December 7, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
I'm sittin' round drinkin' "Pumpkin Spice" (a coffee additive) by General foods International...(with an occasional brewski in between)
It's awesome!..every time you raise the cup, smells like fresh pumpkin pie!
Great song!..Great Box Set!..Great Year..It's the year we got married..still are!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
"We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death." Few albums begin with such promise and foreboding, but this first full-length from Godspeed You Black Emperor is definitely worth a listen!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Cody..The "Dumb Ass" was just up stealin' unbaked chocolate cake that my wife was about to bake..
let it be known that she IS NOT the "bitch"..it's just the name of the song..sweetest gal I ever met 30 some years ago!...still is..
Cody was banished to the basement until the cake is done...Cody..He's still a 3 year old dumb ass, actin' like a 3 month old puppy..he'll probably never grow up..I probably won't either=)
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
I was sittin' upstairs tonight & damn near got caught up with "Dancing with the Stars" again.
..ya know, guys & girls? .. all the hotties dancin' in skimpy dancewear?
I used ta watch it when it first came out...
Now I prefer "The Sarah Conner's Chronicles" & "Prison Break"
I need some action! on (FOX).
..or some "Faction"!...I'll take Discovery, NatGeo, Travel, or History channel over most major networks anyday!
If there's "57 channels with nuthin' on"
I've always got Billy Bragg & Wilco, doin' Woody Guthrie!
Saturday, November 8, 2008
you may know this song from Queen..but I like Mike Ness ..Social Distortion more..annnd..I think summa my posts are gettin' to long..sooo, I'll end now & go crank some Nugent in my new car...later. WT=)
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
...just came back from "Joe's Garage"..celebratin' the results of the last 24 hours!..talkin' erection..er ..election,..music, & movies, Dumb & Dumber came up &, here is their story.
We hosted collegiate baseball players in our home for many years. They played for a local team in town to get more experience, here is the the story of Dumb & Dumber...different names have been used to protect the dumb/innocent..
We were called "The Cursed" host family, cuz all the players that came to stay with us got injured..sure enough, "Dumb" came along and injured his back & had ta leave...so they sent us "Dumber"...
(let it be known that everyone that ever stayed with us were great people..we're still friends & in touch with many of them..this is just the story of one "Sumber".)
..sooo "Dumber" got here, & watta ya know, "Dumb" got better, so they sent him back to us too...Hell, we got room fer 2!
..that's where the fun started, they used to go out after the games..hell, they're college kids..watta ya expect?..one such night around 4am they came FREAKIN..into the house yellin'.. "We're scared man we're feckin scared"..the cops are after us!...apparently they pulled up to the wrong place at the wrong time...the cops were after some juvie's on bicycles..messin' with the neighbors house...
...sooo we shut the shades ...tell Dumb & Dumber to shut the feck up & go to bed, while we spy on the cops.."cheez-n-rice" (that's PC, for JC..not that I care 'bout PC)..they get the dogs out & everything!..they're lookin' around our backyard for these juvie's, & can't find 'em..so they find D&D's truck parked with a handle of Jack & Bacardi sittin' in the bed..
They dump the booze in the street..damn shame..and open the truck & turn the lights on...pull 'round the corner & wait for someone to notice, & come turn 'em off..how dumb do they think we are anyway?...D&D are crashed/passed out by now...& we're still spyin' on the popo..we figured..hellwithit.. let the battery die & we'll jump 'em in the the morning..which we didn't, cuz we had our own baseball game to go to..D&D were on their own..with no booze & a dead battery!
..one of the more memorable nights of our hosting career..more later, if ya can stand it...WT
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
YES WE CAN!!..and we will!
What a great night for America...in my opinion!
It's a new "beginning!"
Good morning America "How are you?" (Arlo Guthrie! "The City of New Orleans")
..watched the acceptance speech, and I'd never seen so many HAPPY smiling faces...including my own!
...my glass is half full for our Great Country..God Bless It! 'nuf said, WT
Happy Election Day..I voted.. (hint, middle class, living paycheck to paycheck) and I'm feckin sick of all vicious ads I've seen for way to long
So I'm writing about somethin' to get my, and your minds off all that.
Dressing styles of the weird and unusual.
I was sittin' in Central Park, aka Smokin' Park today havin' a smoke with some co workers..all girls by the way.
There was a guy in the park sportin' one-o-those "Lets see how low my pants can go until I either trip on them or they actually feckin' fall off"
Fortunately he had some whitey tighties on that stayed up..
I don't wanna see no ass cracks in the park while I'm tryin' to enjoy my break.
Where's my spackle..that crack would be no more!
Over his tighties appeared to be a pair of boxers, which he'd pull up a little occasionally..he never did attempt to pull his 5 sizes to big jeans up.
Granted we could've looked the other way..and we did..altough we were all waiting to see him trip when his pants fell down..
That woulda been hilfeckinlarious..serve ya right fer dressin' so feckin' stupid!
none of the girls found it at all attractive, and I've always found it hard to understand why anyone would wanna dress that way.
I guess to each his own, Next time, do "yer own" in another park..not the one I'm sittin' in.
..any explanations for this odd new style of dress.
Later WT..I've got my spackle and, Uptowns got hers, so keep yer feckin' pants up will ya?
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
1980 somethin' after work at the 'Rigger.
Me & Drooper used to tend bar together at the 'Rigger, and once in a while we'd party after the bar closed..imagine that.
I think my wife kinda dreaded Drooper & I, cuz we usually found a way to get into trouble.
One such night after consuming a "couple" o beers and various other intoxicants..we'd been up all night and were sitting on my deck (yes, I mean DECK..ya know, the wooden thing on the back of yer house)
We were thinkin' 'bout goin' fishin' and practicing our casting skills.
The mailman came by & we casted at him with a Fat Rap with a bunch o treble hooks on it..fortunately we missed.
Then we decided it would be good day for a Road Trip..not one of our best ideas. ...anyway we through a case o Leinies in the back of the truck,grabbed the shotgun...decided to hunt instead of fish...the only thing we hunted were the flying Leinie bottles we consumed..actually hit few of 'em.
...so after being up all night, and getting lost on our road trip we ended up at the Nasty Habit, a bar in Winona..like we needed to go to a bar..had a "few" there and figured we should head home.
..and as luck would have it, we got pulled over on the way home.
The trooper asked if we'd been drinking
"a couple"... that means anything from 2 to 22 in coptalk..
Drooper was baggin' zzzz's after our long adventure and woke up wondering where his glasses were...the nice officer said "They're on the floor next to your beer"
...this is SO not good... drivin' after a "couple" to many..open bottle..and to top it off the damn shotgun still had a shell in it..
..the nice officer was either having a good day, or didn't wanna deal with all the BS reports he'd hafta write up on a couple of idiots out on their road trip..
..anyways he told us to go to the next town and get somethin' to eat, some coffee, and go home..
Yes Sir Thank you Sir, have a good night sir we'll do that...and we did..and made it home safely..
...haven't seen Drooper for many years ..might be a good thing..Later WT
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Ahh yes the leaves are falling again here in lovely minisoda ..."ya know it's like a BIG soda but smaller"
The neighbors are all out rakin' their arses off..but why?..there are still leaves on the trees....how many feckin times ya wanna rake anyway?
I like rakin' once..now it's nonce, cuz I no longer own my leaves, I rent them.
I was blabbin' to the crabber man (my neighbor) today & he asked when I'm gonna rake my leaves.
"Not my leaves, sides that why dontcha wait til the feckin trees are bare!"
"Wait even longer & they'll all blow down to the dope dealers house at the end of the street!"
..so ta hell with rakin rented leaves that'll blow away anyway, I'm gonna keep workin' on my alphabetizing CDs where it's warm.
..by the way Loose Leaves is by Brighteyes..guess I coulda gone with blowin' in the wind..
Thanks to fiona for the "feckin" permits & poo for the "Grabby Bunghole!!" c ya
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
check out the new pics...WT
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Cody can leave a full canister of hair per day on the carpet, so I could vacuum everyday..but I don't. I lost my train of thought..don't drink & blog, find a friend to blog you home..oh yeah, have ya ever been almost done vacuuming, and the cord comes out of the wall..does that NOT piss you off ! "feckin' betch" the first time & "feckin' kent" the second time! I had to go a whole length of the cord away & plug the fecker back in!...It's as bad as not bein' able to find the feckin remote when you're three feet from the TV!..anyways the carpet is clean..Chip loves to lay on clean carpet. Thanks for the use of your wird fiona..how many times did I use it Abbott?
'nuf 4 now..I'm goin' to the kennel for a smoke..it's shetty weather here.
..damn, I did a spell check, and got feckin' vacuuming right everytime!
although "feckin'" popped up quite a few times..
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
It's the only station I listen to, and it streams nationwide..maybe worldwide.
They don't play your overkilled "Classic Rock", and none of the the Top 40 BS!
Always something new & different..which is good in my opinion.
I've purchased a lot of my music based on what I heard on The Current.
...and, no I don't work for them, although I have donated to them.
I just think it's a great station that's worth checkin' out.
Give it a listen & lemme know what ya think.."Expand your Playlist"
Monday, October 20, 2008
1.Chip & Carl are "Soulmates"
2.Cody & Chip's toy is stuck in the tree.
3.I smoke in the kennel when it's raining.
4.Death Cab For Cutie sucks.
5.Cody ate a baby rabbit whole without a bite.
6.Amazon. com: 1-866-216-1073 (tough one)
7.Carl Spackler was a looper. (another tough one)
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
The computer debacle is finally over and it works. I'll tell you about "Sharkrunners" in my next post..another great way to spend my time...but they're all fun..check it out until then @ http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/shark-runners/shark-runners-hq.html enter "Hargo" under Search for Player & that's me at 1.29 million dollars.
more later...c ya 4 now, weirdtales
Friday, October 10, 2008
Cody is a yellow lab..about 80 lbs...beautiful dog..runs and leaps like horse!
Carl..as in Carl Spackler, named by my son..is an an 8 lb. tabby/tiger looking cat who found us as we were sitting around our fire pit one night...and he moved in =)..please post if anyone knows who Carl Spackler is..I'll give you a hint..He's a "Cinderella Boy"
Anyways, Carl was about 3 lbs when he "found us" and Cody and Carl became "soul mates"..Carl has all his claws and can certainly handle himself against Cody..so now you know the history..
They grew up chasing and attacking each other, and they still do.
FUNNY STUFF: Cody will be laying on the floor, and Carl will just come up and attack him..bite onto his flabby lips, chew on his legs, and hang off his collar.
Cody will retaliate by putting his huge paw on Carl and gently chewing on his head..they'll go at it for quite a while..depends how much catnip Carl has had=)
MORE FUNNY STUFF: Cody..the horse like dog will go running across our big backyard after Carl..just when he gets there Carl will leap 3 feet into the air and Cody will run under him..Carl runs up a tree and waits for Cody, jumps out and attack him..they're truly "soul mates" hilarious to watch!
GROSS STUFF: Cody can be two floors away from Carl, as Carl is in his box takin' a shit...Cody will jump up at the smell to run down and grab his "Snack"..he loves cat shit!
REALLY GROSS STUFF: Carl was in our big backyard one day & caught a baby rabbit..Cody was out & heard the sqeeeeeeeeeeeealing of the rabbit...ran over & stole it from Carl & swallowed it whole..not a bite..ish..yuk!
Now you know about two of my pets.."The Soul mates"
They're laying next to each other right now.
send me some pet stories if you want..
I'll end now..c ya.. weirdtales