Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Loose Leaves

Rented leaves
Brighteyes





Ahh yes the leaves are falling again here in lovely minisoda ..."ya know it's like a BIG soda but smaller"


The neighbors are all out rakin' their arses off..but why?..there are still leaves on the trees....how many feckin times ya wanna rake anyway?


I like rakin' once..now it's nonce, cuz I no longer own my leaves, I rent them.


I was blabbin' to the crabber man (my neighbor) today & he asked when I'm gonna rake my leaves.


"Not my leaves, sides that why dontcha wait til the feckin trees are bare!"


"Wait even longer & they'll all blow down to the dope dealers house at the end of the street!"


..so ta hell with rakin rented leaves that'll blow away anyway, I'm gonna keep workin' on my alphabetizing CDs where it's warm.


..by the way Loose Leaves is by Brighteyes..guess I coulda gone with blowin' in the wind..


Thanks to fiona for the "feckin" permits & poo for the "Grabby Bunghole!!" c ya

5 comments:

fiona said...

There you are!
Leaves remind me of the sex bomb one blow and they're done.
You are doing a grand job of getting the "feck" out there buddy. xxxx

weirdtales said...

It's much easier than shiftin' to all those f*%$in expletives..and I am actually Nice & Warm..(Tab Benoit) & doin' the ABC's of my CDs...check out Poo..who is Bogie fiona? later WT

fiona said...

Awwww heck when I started all this bloggin stuff I used my real name...in reverse

weirdtales said...

Anoif?...I could see maybe somethin' like Hannah or such.. but not Anoif...look for Cody pissin' in the wind coming soon.. WT

Mike said...

Leaves? Rakes? That's why god invented leaf blowers. And you're right, it's still a couple of months early to worry about leaves.

Fiona - one click and you're there. You just have to find the right spot.