Sunday, September 25, 2011

Pigalion

Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig)

I plan on returning to this world someday as a "pigalion", ya know kinda like a "liger" but different..lets see 50 x 30...that would be 100 hours per day..I'm going to hafta clear my schedule, see ya in the afterlife..er, no I won't..I'll be busy =)

Saturday, September 24, 2011


Hey all..or Hey nobody..is anybody out there?..I've been gone for a few years, I'm kinda surprised my blog is still here. Anyway it is nearing the end of salsa season here. lotsa changes over the last few years too, I'll be filling you in later. It's a beautiful Fall day here in MN, time to turn off Arcade Fire =( and take Cody for a walk. Later